Update!  Here he is, as promised.

First, I apologize for our silence this last month.  I’d like to say it was because I was busy, but honestly I can’t account for where the time’s gone.

And speaking of things we haven’t heard about in a while, it’s the Secretary of Puppy.  That’s right, after an excruciating post-election tease fest, there are finally leaked details about the Obama family’s dog.  Quoting from MSNBC:

The little guy is a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog given to the Obama girls as a gift by that Portuguese water dog-lovin’ senator himself, Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts. The girls named it Bo
…

Well suited for formal occasions at the White House, he’s got tuxedo-black fur, with a white chest, white paws and a rakish white goatee.

Apparently the White House was planning a grand unveiling on Tuesday, and we’ll have full coverage of it if it happens, but something this good was bound to leak.